Have an idea that works better as words on a product than anywhere else? Send it.

We’re always open to new phrases, statements, and lines that say exactly what they mean. If you’ve got something simple, obvious, or painfully direct, this is the place to share it.

Use the form below to get in touch. Whether it’s a suggestion, a concept, or a sentence that refuses to be ignored, we read everything.

And who knows maybe your design will be featured on our website.

It’s just words. But sometimes that’s enough.

GOT AN IDEA?

Submission rules

  • Single-line phrases only (max 5–8 words).

  • We reply to every submission (yes/no) within 24–48 hours.

  • Swearing is allowed, but we may censor it for print.

  • If we want to tweak punctuation/length, we’ll contact you first.

  • Hard no: hate/harassment, threats/violence, self-harm content, or anything aimed at a real person.

  • No copyrighted/trademarked phrases (brands, lyrics, famous quotes, meme catchphrases).

  • If accepted, ownership transfers to us so we can print/sell it. You’ll get a one-use 10% code for that shirt when it goes live.